The apocalypse will happen on casual Friday.

 

Your athletic supporter is powered by plutonium.

 

Count your chickens before they liquefy.

 

You ride unicycles and pinch monkeys for a living - who are you to judge?

 

Chagrin is just embarrassment with its pants off

 

Always draw the word bubble first, then write within.

 

You will fire your butler when he forgets to un-pimento the olive in your martini.

 

Your soul needs glasses.